…or in the park for that matter.

A 41-year old man tried to have sex with a sit-up bench in the middle of Hong Kong’s LanTian park. The steel benches are full of small holes, just big enough for his penis to go in and just small enough that once he got excited, he got stuck.

Police arrived and doctors were called. The doctors tried to drain blood from his penis (ouch!) to get him loose with no luck. They cut the bench free and took man and bench to the hospital where he was freed after 4-hours stuck to his metal girlfriend.

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The important lesson here for any guy who might try satisfying himself with something other than a female or a fist - one more hour stuck and the doctors say they would have had to amputate (double ouch!).

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The Supreme Court of India ordered the major search engines to stop showing ads for sites offering to allow parents to select the sex of their children:

It was another Indian law, though, which was brought to bear against the big search engine three: namely the Information Technology Act 2000. An Act which Google has had cause to complain about in the past, as both Orkut and YouTube have been sued for copyright violations and objectionable content under it.

In India, there is no escape clause for Internet Service Providers, Search Engines, Social Networks or Web Hosts under the law when it comes to responsibility for published content.

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Amendments to Section 79 of the Act are quite clear about that, the only exception being if it can be proven there was no knowledge of the offensive content or it had been published despite every effort being made to stop it.

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91 year old actor Ernest Borgnine (Cabby from cheesy cult classic Escape from New York) explained the secret of long life to Fox News yesterday morning:

I masturbate a lot.

The anchors tried to play off the stage whispered confession, but the joke was clearly on them as the wiley old man’s eyes lit up.

Apparently thinks have changed since the days of Onan.

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