Just posting a “shout out” to the owners and managers of the Paper Moon Gentleman’s Club chain. I sent a response to an ad for a management job with them and listed this website in my “professional” record and figured that a mention here was an appropriate thanks to them for taking the time to consider me.

All my friends thought I was a night owl when I worked at places that closed at 1-3 AM. They close at 5 AM on weekends. Well, like the song said, the night life ain’t no good life, but it’s my life…

Oh, yeah, everybody wish me luck…

On Valentine’s Day, we’ll be giving away a package of sexy panties (at least 4 pairs) from Fredericks to one lucky reader. Additionally, enter this and you’ll automatically be entered for some other great contests and opportunities coming up.

Here’s how to enter:

• Send a picture of yourself in the panties you want replaced….do they have holes? Strategically placed is better. Email them to sexgeektom @ gmail . com
• Include a statement that you are over 18 years old and that you consent to your photo being posted online.
• Include your legal name (which will be kept private) and whatever name you want to be used with your photo.

That’s the minimum. If you’d like a link to your website, MySpace, or whatever published with your pics, just include it. If you want to include a note of any sort, include that. Faces and other body parts are optional. If you send additional pictures, be sure to specify which ones are ok to publish.

Here are the rules. All decisions of the judge are final. Undue influence on the judge is allowed and encouraged, including but not limited to:

• Additional pictures.
• Nasty notes.
• Video or audio.
• Naughty IMs.

Good luck!

Just days after dealing with the technical details of the spam attack that nearly crippled this server, we’re facing another kind of backlash - people using it as an excuse for censhorship.

Apparently one of the spam created pages was a link to an Amazon affiliate page selling the work of a “couture jewelry designer” who boasts Oprah Winfrey among her clients and has a blog on Barack Obama’s website where she claims to be a supporter of “civil liberties”.  Now, she’s threatened legal action if I use her name on this website, so I won’t.  I’ll just say this:

Barack Obama supporter and Oprah Winfrey jeweler has threatened to try to shut down this website.

For what it’s worth though, all three of them are public figures, which makes it pretty hard for her to make the case that my use of her name, like theirs, isn’t constitutionally protected speech that no court would touch.

I responded to her email and let her know that any suit would merit a countersuit and, as it would be a meritless nuisance, a request for monetary sanctions against any lawyer who filed it.

So, if you vote, write-in Mary Carey for President because Obama supporters are a bunch of would be censors.

Image by Getty Images via Daylife

Over the last two weeks spammers created over 8000 splogs on this server in direct violation of this plainly posted TOS from the front page of the site:

6. Don’t spam, splog, or scrape.

Since the WordPressmu software used to create the site only allowed me to mark 60 at a time as spam and didn’t have any capacity for automatically marking the others created from the same email domains/ip addresses, etc. I deleted the database and software.  I’ve reinstalled this front page as a standard WordPress blog.  What’s this mean for you?

First, if you are an existing user who signed up before two weeks ago, I did copy your blog posts.  I will recreate your account as a new standard WordPress blog and email you over the next few days.  If you need access before I get to you, let me know.

Second, if you didn’t have an account but want one - you’ll have to ask.  The old system allowed for automatic signups of which there were less than 10 legitimate signups in over a year and over 8,000 splogs in two weeks.  That’s not a good ratio.  I’ll post details in the next few days about how to sign up, but in the meantime just shoot me a contact form.

Sorry for the inconvenience.