Don’t try this at home…
…or in the park for that matter.
A 41-year old man tried to have sex with a sit-up bench in the middle of Hong Kong’s LanTian park. The steel benches are full of small holes, just big enough for his penis to go in and just small enough that once he got excited, he got stuck.
Police arrived and doctors were called. The doctors tried to drain blood from his penis (ouch!) to get him loose with no luck. They cut the bench free and took man and bench to the hospital where he was freed after 4-hours stuck to his metal girlfriend.
Image via Wikipedia The important lesson here for any guy who might try satisfying himself with something other than a female or a fist - one more hour stuck and the doctors say they would have had to amputate (double ouch!).
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
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