91 year old actor Ernest Borgnine (Cabby from cheesy cult classic Escape from New York) explained the secret of long life to Fox News yesterday morning:
I masturbate a lot.
The anchors tried to play off the stage whispered confession, but the joke was clearly on them as the wiley old man’s eyes lit up.
Apparently thinks have changed since the days of Onan.
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